what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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