- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Your mom is so nice.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

A man walks into a bar

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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