- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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