- Anti Joke

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds