- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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