What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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