- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.