- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Ben Corbishley

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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