- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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