What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Vote this down and get DOXED

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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