- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

White NBA players.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why did katy fall off her bike?

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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