- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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