- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Caramel Boing.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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