- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Lindsay Lohan

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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