- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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