- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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