- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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