- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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