You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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