There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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test

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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