- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Water? I hardly know her.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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