Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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