- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

mikey is cute

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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