If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Actually it was me Josh brown

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...