- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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the midget went to the midget store

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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