- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Caramel Boing.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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