There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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The Big Band Theory

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Womens basketball

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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