what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Ask me if im a tree? No

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Caramel Boing.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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