- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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