What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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