- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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