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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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