- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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