- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

have you ever had african food? neither have they

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