Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Women's rights.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I am a women

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Hail Heetluh

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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