What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Yo Momma is not fat.

The Princess is in another castle

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

a black guy hates chicken.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Womens basketball

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

The Big Band Theory

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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