- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

whats up and also down? your mum

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

derp

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Barack Obama

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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