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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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