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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

ure mama's so fat

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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