- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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