Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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NASCAR

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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