Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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