- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Dumbledore dies.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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