- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

George W. Bush

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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