- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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