- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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