What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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