- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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