- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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