- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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