- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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