How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Your social life.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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