- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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