- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

women's rights.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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