A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...