Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

child labor

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Barack Obama.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Women's Rights

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

PIED NINNY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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