A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Suck pussy

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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