what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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