- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I have suicidal thoughts

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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