i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

okay so theres this guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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