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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Legal Mexicans in Texas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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