- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the president do for the people? ...

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

nice tits.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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