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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

hello anomonous

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

New mission: refuse this mission

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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