- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

. . I am a whale

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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